There was this bus load of politicians heading down this?

country road to go to a convention when going around the curve the buss tips over and plows into a field,a couple of hours later the police come looking for them,and they see this farmer on a bull doser sitting next to this big mound,so they stop and ask him if he has seen the bus,he said yea it tiped over and plowed into my feild,the officer say well where are they ?he say oh i buried them underneath this mound .the police officer said well were any of them alive? the farmer says well a few of them said they were but you know how them politicians lie.

Protestants: If you expect your pastor to answer your questions...?

Yeah, but Billy Graham didn't get on Tv and say all Catholics are wrong and we are better than you are...nanny nanny boo boo!

WHY is Obama in Rio at a crucial time when he declares war on Libya?

Oh, yeah, that's okay. As long as we don't LEAD the war, we can just send Tomahawk missiles there to kill people. Yeah, don't want to tarnish the "peace" presidents reputation....

Are the conservative voters about to have buyers remorse?

ok.put away the repealing their gonna do.and the 1 investigation a week by issa.that extreme nut.what exactly have they done for you lately?its ironic that people would cut off their noses just to spite their faces.the cons haven't done anything but obstruct the economy and the american people just to be evil towards one man.Obama.this is sad and its only gonna get worse.i just find it hard to believe that many americans are in line with them.first they wanna give 750 billion to the top 2%.for what pray tell? and refuse to extend the benefits to the unemployed like its a handout. they worked to get it when they need it.but the Bush tax cuts are more important than children getting a hot meal or a decent place to sleep at night,im ashamed to be a part of this.and im not going anywhere.

War between Pakistan and India?

In the case of war between Pakistan and India witch is not highly likely but is very possible what do you think would happen? This is just a hypothetical question so don't freak out and be a little ***** about it but who would get involved..? Who would come out victor..? What side would the major powers side with..? Would china get involved and on whose side..? Would the US/NATO get involved and on whose side..? Could the war possibly spill into Afghanistan forcing the US to be involved..? Is any iranian involvement possible..? Any thought on the topic are appreciated I'm just curious to see what people think could pan out in that situation. :D

Can I feed my 8 month old just formula for awhile?

She's been eating rice cereal and baby food just fine since she was 6 months old. Now, every time I try to feed her, she screams hysterically, and throws a huge tantrum. She acts like I am trying to hurt her when all I am doing is feeding her. I've never seen her act like this and it getting to the point where I don't even want to try to feed her. It's a nightmare and she never eats anyway so what is the point? I know that formula makes up all her important nutrition right now so I am thinking about just feeding her formula for awhile. Maybe she just hates eating, I don't know. I tried getting those Gerber finger foods for babies who are learning to self feed (which she is) and she cries when I offer them to her too. I am at my witts end with this. Maybe I should just back off and give her formula until she is ready to eat again. What do you think moms?

Why do some Black women claim the media doesn't show darker Black women anywhere?

Sounds plausible, but I would still like to see more darker black women in films, playing various roles. I'm sick of seeing the same black women doing the same stereotypical roles in every movie.

Broom Head Injury At School?

GO TO DOCTOR NOW symtoms of concosion or way worse, possible brain damage. GO TO DOCTOR BEFORE DEATH

I've been playing Left Behind: Eternal Forces. Why is it nothing like what the critics said it was like?

There's no "kill or covert" in the game at all. In fact, killing is strongly condemned and penalized. The same cannot be said for violence-glorifying games like the immensely popular Grand Theft Auto!

Girls...help/advice please?

Ive been friends wit this girl from another school for a little over a year now and i started to really like her, only I havent told her yet. Im planning to take her to my senior prom this year- should i tell her that i like her when i ask her to prom or at the prom itself? and what is a way to tell her that she will think is cute and say awww or something?

Can't find an airport?

i've been looking at those travel websites to find CHEAP airfare for 2 adults and 1 ten year old. my problem i don't know where to start. i know what airport i want to end up at (XNA) and i know i wanna be there by 4/19/2008 or even a couple days before. i want one way and i live in estherville iowa. can someone help me find the cheapest route? i don't even know what airport i would start at! never done this before.

Why is it so hard to have a vasectomy at 25?

Hard? I was 24. I called my insurance company and asked for a referral to a urologist for a vasectomy. They never asked if I had children, or if I was married. The surgery was done. That was almost 10 years ago. It worked. I have no children.

I NEED NEW MUSIC!!! Please helpp?

i need new bands people...im getting sick of the same **** and the radio doesn't play any good music anymore. I need bands along the lines of Keane (Don't suggest coldplay, they're awful), Copeland, Augustana, The Early November, Valencia, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and The Donnas. I HATE screamo so please none of that nonsense...any suggestions!?!??!?!

Can somone tell me some more informationa and give me pics on the muscle cell like the smoo!th and cardiac one

I need this information cuz we have to an oral report and still answer qustions from teacher and students. so plz.

Who else is angry about 'abc' cancelling Flashforward?

Well you see TV is a For Profit Business- if a show is not getting good Ratings then the show is NOT making them MONEY- TV is about About Money- always has been Always will be

Can hair transplants be sucessful if the donor and recipient are different races with different hair texture.

I am curious about this procedure because I am considering having a hair transplant to areas where I have noticeable thinning. I presently wear hair extensions, but would like something more permanent. I believe this is what Michael Jackson had done. His hair seems to be growing from follicles in Asian texture. I am a hair stylist and I find it hard to achieve the results Michael has on my clients with even the silkiest African American hair textures. If any ociates of Bosley institute are out there, the industry would benefit if you can find donors with luxurios hair to be able to make profitable contributions to the thinning, balding and just want to look fabulous clients like me.

Is it worth it to read The Jungle?

For summer reading I have to read the book the Jungle which seems to be sooooo boring. I have to write an essay on it and then take a brief reading comprehension quiz at the start of school in 4 days. Should i just sparknotes it? Or should i read it?

What is the place for Malay and bi for the article about Marketing Tool?

I'm searching about seo , and web development in English and also in Malay anyone here know where i can find those site ? thank and sorry if my English a bit bad.

Why is it that I suck at explaining things verbally?

I feel like I'll sound even stupider if I slow down my talking in an attempt to articulate my thoughts the same way I'm forced to do while writing since it takes longer.

I was a Bridesmaid til last night!!!!?

Fly with jetstar, cheap as. Lol. But seriously, I am surprised that any of her bridesmaids are going along with that, it sounds ridiculous. Is it possible for you to hire the dress? It sounds like she is being extremely demanding. I think she is especially being unreasonable since she didnt even listen to you, getting a loan is not an option whether you pay now or pay later it is too much. Sounds like she is turning in to one of THOSE brides.

Where can I find a driver download for my Casio CTK-710?

I have been trying to find a driver download forever and still cannot find anything. I have CTK-710 and I am trying to use it on FL Studios but I need a driver download. If anyone can help me with this problem it would help a ton.

Really need some convincing???!!!?

It is definitely a scam. Especially 'tickets' to the museums. Those are probably free! And why the money so far in advance...book a family trip to DC instead. It's a great place for bonding, especially compared to New York or Disney World or whatever. But worldstrides is scamming you. DO NOT PAY WORLDSTRIDES!

Pontiac g5?

What is yall's opinions on the new pontiac g5? it's the only 2 door car that I like the appearance of(besides the acura rsx and older civics). I hate those cars that are round on the back if you know what I mean. anyways i'm looking to get a g5 and was wondering if it is dependable and what not..

Places to go????????????????

i live in cheshire in the uk...are there any places that are good to visit at this time of year..i love the countryside,quaint villages,scenic places

What do cavemen use for weapons?

Caveman is a general term used to descirbe hundreds of thousands of years of evolution - so it could vary a lot.

Am I to blame for a relationship that just ended?

First, let me say I am sorry for your loss, I know how hard that can be. Second, if a man cared for you he would be there for you at a time when your world was falling apart. He obviously can't deal with death and that is a part of life, it is going to happen to all of us someday. All he had to do was show a little compion and be by your side and just be with you for support. Since he couldn't bring hisself to do that, why should you feel guilty for the break up? You did nothing wrong, that was his doing. If he cared for you and your family he would have defitely been there. He needs to grow up and start thinking of others instead of just himself. If you really care for him, and I think you do, stay away from him for awhile, he needs to grow up. Evidently he felt too ashamed to face you and that is why he texted you to break it off. It is not you sweetie, you didn't do anything wrong, he just needs time to grow up and realize that other people have feelings too, not just him. Maybe in time he will change, take this time to get your life back on track and maybe you will be able to work things out later if you still want too. God Bless!

Is India a good medical tourism destination where epidemics break out?

I am going to have a knee transplant surgery. I read abt dengue epidemic that has broken out in India......

Is it rude to do drugs in public?

Of course it's bad table manners. Who wants smoke being blown into one's mashed potatoes whilst people are sitting there discussing "how we should like....ya know...overthrow the government and stuff..."? If not smoking it, it's still out of place to roll it. Tell your friends to go hotbox in a basement somewhere else.

Have people lost the meaning of good manners? Tell me what your five top manners you think are must haves...

Definately! Why do some people need to be rude! Top manner is respect, please, thank you, and helping someone up when they fall. (in more ways than one!)

Alternative agricultural incomes?

Actually there are lots of reference in your country.. All you need to do is search for the net and have inquiries to the farming companies there.. Goodluck

Don't forget to donate to the less fortunate this Christmas!?

While your online paying the $$ internet and the $$ for your computer. People might not even have any food to eat on Christmas donate to your local shelter. Remember when your eating the ham theres people out there sitting on the cold ground trying to ration what they can....Donate and spread the word out!Just so this doesn't get deleted do you donate on Christmas or any other holiday! Happy Holidays

In your opinion, how does the media drag down humanity?

Media (news, magazines, radio, ect). Like, you know how theres always a , murder, pedophile story? All of that stuff gets people so paranoid, like if theres ALWAYS someone waiting to straight-murder your family. Whenever theres a "good" story, like a teacher saving a couple of students from a raging lunatic it's mentioned in ping, yet when Kanye West proves for the 15th time people should stop letting hold on to a mic it's a "Scandel"? The fact that negative things are held in uch high regard kinda brings down peoples morale, it's very disillusioning. Any specific examples you've noticed?

What kind of food shold I feed a very young Iguana?

We just got a small Iguana from a fried and we tried giving him small pieces of celery and lettuce, but he wont eat any of it. Is the food to big? how small should it be? and Is this the right kind of food? HELP!

Where do you place the interests of Israel ?

Israel is the only country in the Middle East that shares the US's strengths as a democratic nation with free elections and a free press. The smart thing to do is to size up Israel's enemies and protect that country from further intrusions from fundamental extremists crossing its border. Israel can be criticized for wanting protection but you can't argue that protecting one's borders, peoples, and safety of neighbors to be bad policy. I place Israel's interest to be America's interest.

Burma is nothing more than CIA-MI5-IRD operation?

Burma (Myanmar) is just another Cuba - spouting hate and resentment against governments who wish to help its oppressed people. Its a tinpot state with absolutely NO future while the present dictatorship is in power.

Is it me or do the Pacquiao fans seem happier and coming out of the wood works because...?

It amazes me how quiet they all were after Floyd dismantles Mosley. Now based on their interpretation of a comment Floyd made...while he is having a hush hush negoiation with Pacquiao right now (a statement probably made for negotiation leverage) they seem to know he is retiring. Mind you ESPN, Boxrec, and The Ring have said nothing about a retirement. Is it that this is there "Ah ha!" moment where they can prove Floyd is a ducker, despite the fact he has already fought 15 World Champions...or are they more relieved that Pacquiao won't have to get in the ring with Floyd because they know in their heart that Floyd will ..."whup that a**"?

Which QB To Start This Week?

Im debating whether to start Aaron Rodgers vs Carolina or Kurt Warner vs Phili, i cant make a decision, i think the Eagles p D is pretty good but is there any way to stop Warner & the Cards receivers these days? Any help is appreciated

Writing challenge four...?

I knew if I didn't act quickly, I would be in trouble. His beady blue eyes were already staring down at me as he approached. His furred paws were making little noise as he crept closer. The can opener was taking way too long. Seconds ped and he came closer. I was only half way through the can. I twisted the can opener as fast as I can when at last it popped and fell to the ground. I dumped the meat inside it into the dish and ran inside where I was safe. I made sure that I locked the door before I looked through the window. His black little ears twitched as he ate. Why in the world would my best friend put the burden of looking after his cat on me?

Is it really true? guys could become so, so, so mean to ladies when they likes them??

i know that as a guy it is hard to deal with those types of feelings because you arent supposed to talk about them and be sissy. we just dont know how to react or what to say and do so we get uncomfortable. we shut it all out so we dont have to deal with it. everybody is more rude when they are uncomfortable and unsure of themselves.

Which sign is the most ticklish?

I dont think you can distinguish signs as to how ticklish they are.. thats one thing astrology cannot determine. I knew a lot of people that were and werent ticklish, and all of them were different signs.

What would be some crazy fast violent modern music, preferably death, thrash, nu or speed metal and not rap?

I need something that will get my heart pounding! I want to know bands that aren't very mainstream. I know most mainstream. I would like music that makes morbid images of blood and gore flash through your mind. That's what gets me excited!

Do you think more could have been done to warn the students are VT?

I agree, although think about how easy it was for the shooter to completely blend in with everyone else on campus. He shoots two people, puts the gun in his book bag, leaves the building before the police arrive and before anyone even knows what is going on. Once he is on the campus he is a student just like all the rest. If they had the manpower to lock down the whole school immediately and detain everyone on campus within minutes the other victims probably would be alive. On the flip side of that - college funding goes toward the education of the students, imagine what sort of tuition costs would be ociated to having a small armed force capable of locking down the entire school, every building, within a minute or two of a violent incident, 24 hours a day? Nobody would be able to afford college ever again.

TAX (Does she owe money on tax return)?

A friend of mine made $29,000 for 2009, single status and claimed 2 exemptions on her W2 form. When filling her tax, she ended up owing money. Does this sound right or are we doing her return incorrectly?

America's Next Top Model winner?

Well I'm gonna watch the season finale tonight mainly cause I don't have cable and there's nothing else on tonight... but anyway, who do you think is gonna win, or who do you want to win? I'm hoping for Renne or Natasha

Can u bring me insight to this please ?

you probs shouldn't have said that thing abuot your mom.. i'm sorry to hear that though. but some guys just are head idiots with no sensitivity what so ever he probably got freaked out

My employee wants to see my green card (more info)(Help please) (10 points for best answer)?

You can show and give a copy of your current Permanent Resident card to your employer and tell the situation just like you describe here. Your employer should be able to check this through immigration services to confirm the extension/renewal/removal of the conditions. You also can ask your mom to call your employer to talk this over.

Hair follicle testing for drug testing for pre-employment?

for the test, they get a few strands out from your head (its not that much, honest) and they test that. they pull it out w/ the follicle attached to it. the follicle means root. i know cuz im a med student and we were taught different types of drug testing and which tests were most effective, etc. hope this helped!

When you cant afford the dentist?

What happens then?? I have to go get root c on one tooth, the tooth now itself has now broken, but i cant afford that kind of money? Work full time, 2 kids, dont get tax credit exemptions!! is there any other way ??

Whats wrong with Sadie?

You will get a lot more answers if you post this in the Pets section, under dogs. A lot of people there have really good suggestions. Just FYI.

Chemical Equilibrum Constant....?

No sure in the last one of your def of "Q", but if you mean Keq, it is constant at a given temp, it is not constant between temps.

Do you think Obama's reference to 'Team of Rivals' really means that Clinton will be asked to run as VP?

I don't think so, Obama and Hillary would not be a good team because they differ on too many issues as it is. Besides, Obama isn't even thinking about Hillary at this point as VP or as competition becasue she is done. I think that she would be better off on her own rather than team up with Obama. They have already divided the party enough, there is no need for more division in the white house should Obama get that far.

I need all the information I can get on Sugar Gliders and/or chinchillas!?

I just saw this video on a Sugar Glider and it was absolutely fantastically cute! I really really want one now, but before I can convince my parents to let me have one I'd have to know all the information I can about them. The same goes for Chinchillas, I've seen those in my local pet store and I've wanted one for a while but yea I need some info so if you could help me I would be VERY greatful!

Why women in America are so ...difficult ( spoiled, dismissive, demanding, not very educated)?

many women and not only the super hot ones ( generally 10's are vain and bitchi every where) but the 9's the 8's as well, are very entitled, the have huge attitude, they treat men disrespectful and always try to control the relationships, they are very selfish and very demanding, and let's say even if the man somehow rises up to the huge standards and demands these princesses put they are completely ungrateful and fail to satisfy men and return the affection that they should. Don't they know that they have a huge competition in foreign women? South American women are amazing and very respectful and sensual to men, mexican women the same, Canadian women also very pleasant and the European women are probably the best ...especially the eastern European. Don't women in America see that the men will not put up with their bs for to log and eventually she will be replaced with a hot prostitute that at least is a 10 and is money well spend or a wife from another country? women think that just because the government is on their side we men will dance ? are women that blind in this country? I mean seriously...I am not trying to piss anybody off I am just asking...don't you women know that you have huge competition out here and maybe you should tone it down a bit, with the princess attitude and entitlement and selfishness?

How do i unblock the cookies i blocked by mistake on ubuntu i cannot get on yoville?

i have mistakenly blocked the cookies for yoville via ubuntu on my pc i am wondering how i could possibly restore them ?.

Hate technology/future or love it.?

I love technology. Keeps me from getting too bored. Without it i cannot live. We are technologically dependent.

Sneaky Barcelona mate LoL?

I'm Mexican and a bar�elonista, and I say he doesn't have the right technical, on-the-ball control required to play at bar�a... He's good but not bar�a material at the moment.

Your MVP Nomination List For Next Season?

It's LeBrick! Not! Kobe! Durant should not be MVP! More turnovers than ists and he is not even the ball handler for the Thunder!

I know that their is a PSP Handheld system but in the future will we ever see an XBOX handheld console?

I'm just curious it happened for the Playstation Console..so could it very well happen for the XBOX? Like maybe an XBOX 360 handheld console? We have Nintendo DS,the PSP,and the Game Boy-well Game Boy is the past..but still, could this happen one day?

Please help! Difficult Math 30IB question! Ten points!?

The triangular numbers are the numbers: 1,3,6,10,15... The "Nth" triangular number is just the sum of the first "N" positive integers. Find the sum of the reciprocals of the first 1000 triangular numbers. Show reasoning.

91 cutl sup. struggles to drive... rpm's are high and the car still doesn't want to speed up?

have to kinda punch the gas to get the car to drive.... from a dead stop to trying to get up to speed sucks. the rpm's are high and my car sounds like it's moving fast but struggles to even go 45... then I'll get a jerk forward and it will slowly speed up. once i get up to speed it's not too bad. the check engine light blinks on and off and it has stalled quite a few times.... it doesn't seem to sound right when it idles either. please help!

Healthcare issues in America. WHAT TO DO?>??

do not think it is right for national healthcare........just what we need another govt agency trying to run a healthcare system

Chemistry Question about diatomic atoms?

Oxygen is a diatomic atom so it comes in two. But say you had Carbon Monoxide, and you took out the carbon, would it automatically become O2.

The Wedding Party..this is depressing!!?

I have lost touch with all of my high school friends years ago. Recently, we moved back to our hometown and have now lost all the friends I made in the new city. My boyfriend bought me a ring and we are getting engaged. I have since been obsessed with planning our wedding which isn't going to be for about 2 years. BUT I have no one to stand up in my wedding except my sister and I don't know what to do!! My boyfriend has his wedding party planned. I am scared that I will look like a fool...and it makes me want to just go to the courthouse and miss what is supposed to be the best day of my life... I don't really know what my question is but hopefully someone has had a similar experience. Thanks.

SHOULD I JUST GIVE UP ALL HOPE!!!!!?

im sorta in the same boat not had a period since 26 august irregular cycle, usually lastin 28 to 40 days maximum, had u been to your doctors about it yet, im going again for a second time on tuesday, goodluck

Does this sound like pregnancy?

It is a possibility for you to be pregnant with the dizziness. And just because you lost weight, doesn't mean you aren't. A lot of women sometimes lose weight at first. Go ahead and make a doctor's appointment to check, and if you aren't pregnant, they may find what's causing the dizziness and lack of appetite. Best of luck.

Is this a good car lease deal?

actually, yes, unless it is very low mileage, that is a very nice deal. Just make sure you can meet any mileage requirement, or you will be very displeased at the end of the lease when you could be paying 20-25 cents per mile over. If the lease mileage is in excess of 12,000 miles per year, you might also want to make sure your warranty coverage is extended to meet the lease terms.. i know they are reliable cars, but what sux more than paying 4k for a for a car you are about to turn in?

What is wrong with this motto?

My motto: I will quietly and modestly move in my sphere of life and influence without blemish fullfilling my duty as a man, a subject, a husband, and a father. I am pious without hypocrisy, benevolent without ostenation and I will aid my fellow man without self interest because my heart beats warm with friendship. I have a serene mind that is open for licensed pleasures and in vicissitudes I will not despair, nor in fortune be presumptious. I will be resolute in the hour of danger and free from superstition and infidelity. I will acknowledge the hand of God in nature and adore the higher destination of man. To me faith, hope , and charity are not just mere words without meaning, but a way of life. Property, nay even life is not to dear for the protection of innocence, virtue and the defence of truth; therfore I am a severe judge, but will be tolerant of the debilities of my neighbor and will endeavor to oppose errors without arrogance while promoting intelligence without impatience. I understand how to properly estimate and employ my means and will honor virtue even when it is in the most humble garment. I do not favor vice though it might be clad in purple and I will administer justice to merit whether it be in palaces or shacks. I without a courting applause am loved by all noble minded people and respected by my superiors while at the same time revered by my subordinates. I will never proclaim what I have done, can do, or will do; but where there is a need I will lay hold on it with dispionate courage, cirspect resolution, and indefatigable exertion with a rare and godly power of mind. I will cease only after I accomplish my work without pretension and I will then retire into the multitude knowing that I have done a good act not for myself, but for the cause of good. This is my motto and this is the personification of truth and brotherly love that I will pursue forever.

Sister fed three month old chicken broth?

My sister fed my three and a half month old chicken broth...not alot but about an ounce or so. He already finished his bottle and she was eating a bowl of chicken broth and she gave him some. He seems fine but I was just wondering if that is okay or should I be worried? thank you

Is there any way to charge a AA 4.8V1100mAh battery pack without a charger?

Yes if the original batteries are removable there should be no problem.A rechargeable battery is 1.2 volts x 4 equals 4.8 volts. They are usually placed in the packs for convenience. I have done this with other items.

If u r really intelligent proof it here?

Here Is A Riddle ....A Women Was Standing By A Grave ,,,She Said "Dis Is My Father's Grave But My Son Is Burried Here ...Nd If He Could live More He Might Be My Husband Translation(Ek Aurat Ek Qabar K Paas Khari Thi Ussne Kaha K Yeh Mere Baap Ki Qabar Hai magar yahan mera beta dafan hai aur agar yeh mazeed je sakta to mera shohar hota) Wht Is The Relation Between The Dead Person Nd The Women ?

How would someone change a vehicle title to their name with bill of sale and title in another persons name?

I'd prefer someone with law experience and/or a good understanding of legalities involving vehicle ownership

Is Obama planning war on Iran?

I don't think Obama is planning for a war with Iran, but Obama isn't so foolish as to not be prepared for one.

Can the email format be changed to the way it was before?

I had to set my Yahoo! mail account to the old-school view because it doesn't work on any browser except Explorer. I don't use Explorer at home (I own a Mac). I think all I had to do was click on the link at the top that said "Original Yahoo!Mail" or something along those lines. But this was months ago. They may have taken that away to get people to stay on the new layout.

Why does a cut in water look much worse than a cut on land in terms of diffusion and the movement of particles

the blood diffuses in the water and makes a big red scary looking cloud of blood. in the air, the blood just stays together in a nice drip.

What is the best 4-Wheeled ATV?

What is highest quality Quad ATV? Best made as well as the machine with excellent instrumentation. The the most comfortable ATV to ride for a large man (300 plus pounds) rather than a machine for a youngster! Perhaps the ATV considered the most durable by experts and users?

End of season coach care package?

We are getting our coach an end of the season present and had an undefeated season and a great year. so we have $225 and already decided on a pair of uggs ($140) because that is what she has asked for the whole season. so that leaves us $85 and we wanna do something cute. We are gonna do a dunkin donuts gift cards and the uggs. and make a "care package" for example ear plugs to make sure not to hear a certain girl on our team who never shuts up, duct tape to shut up the team megaphone, a megaphone for the girl who never hears coach say anything. Do you have any other general ideas?

Hurry, pick a book! Well, you don't have to rush too much... take your time.?

(a) is kind of dumb and crappy. (b) and (c) are both good. Of the two, I prefer (c). 'Huckelberry Finn' is even better.

Has lindsey lohan come out of the closet ?

Not officially (a la Clay Aiken/Lance B) but she has on numerous occasions alluded to the fact that she and samantha ronson are together. So not through her publicist nor through any media publications, but you figure with the amount of time she is spending with Sam, and the fact that she's pretty much hinted at it so much that it doesn't need to be asked. She is a (or at the very least in a relationship)

HELP ASAP! dog and parent help!?

what website was this? I'll have to agree, it does sound real fishy.... So what if you go ahead and "get" this dog, only to result you getting ripped off. Your parents will be pissed that you disobeyed them and that you lost $200. Plus if this is real, don't forget quarantine, shots, health checks, extra costs, etc. The lady might be messing with you because you are young.

Is the Goverment of Irag contributing to the killings of Christian there?

200 of my brother in Christ were killed and many more have to run for their life's. The Government there are just not bother just because they are Christian. Why? They are afraid of the militants. Is it better for them to just let the Christian be kill there? The killing must stop.

What is Cardiac specific troponin T ? Is it normal to have a negative cardiac specific troponin T in blood?

when detecting a heart problem ...doctors take ECG and blood test so i saw in one of the reports that Cardiac specific troponin T was negative but after 8 hours the pateint who came with MI he had positive results for this test

How do I make soup using rib bones?

NOTE- I don't have a crock-pot. I cooked baby back ribs tonight and got the idea to make soup with the bones and leftover meat and some vegetables. We have frozen veggies so I can figure that one out, but what do I do to make the liquid? Just boil the bones? For how long? How much water? I have a good size baggie of them in the refrigerator (the uncooked slab was like 3 pounds) Lol sorry I've never made soup before but it seemed like a good way to get my mom to eat veggies.

Biking question?

What is a good mountain bike to buy for first timers? I havent had a bike since childhood and I would like to own a good quality bike I can ride over a variety of terrain--but use primarily for off-roads and trails. However I would like it to be useful for street riding also on occasion. Thanks.

Dallas gets Kidd.?

Well, Dallas is better for now. They want a championship this year, and they needed Kidd to do that. I now look at them as much more likely contenders for the NBA Finals championship (if they can beat Boston that is, which they probably won't).

A PE can result in impaired gas exchange as a result of?

It's a perfusion impairment. The lungs still ventilate just fine, but blood flow to the aerated alveoli is blocked.

What are some good peaceful/quiet songs for my ipod?

lol okay well i don't know the name but it always chills me out. the lyrics are" and i will go down with this ship.. and i put my hands up and surrender" something like that.. hope i helped

Song suggestions for a party?

I like artists such as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Hot Chele Ray, Lupe Fiasco, Kesha(sorta)....among others. Any suggestions are welcome and greatly appreciated. The music would be for my grad party where family and friends would be attending; please be appropriate! Thanks :)

I'm coordinating a kiddie birthday party for a client and I'm in charge of the caricature invite design?

and party give-aways. It will have a garden theme. What do you think is the best party give-away for that theme? Suggestions for the cutest invite wih caricature are welcome :)

Toddler girl room--pink Fisher Price (or not) rainforest/jungle theme?

I bought the pink FP rainforest crib set on sale for $30 (woot!) and I LOVE it. I can only find other pieces that match that set in green. Some of the pieces are ok, but others will not match. Anyone know of anywhere I can find pink jungle/rainforest themed stuff for a toddler room? I guess it doesn't really have to be pink. Just anything would help, I've been looking online for about an hour, even ebay, with not much help. I suppose eventually I'll just end up wandering around and finding pieces here and there. :)

Do police monitor YAHOO answers to ferret out lunatics who may be terrorists or even child molesters?

I am finding people who repeatedly refute the numbers of missing children in Florida and who argue vehemently against statements made by the Center for Missing and Exploited children? I wonder if these individuals are being checked out? Or if they can be checked out legally according to new laws enacted with The Patriot Act.

My depression is getting severe but I don't know how to tell my family.?

I am 19 years old and I'm suffering from depression badly. It started in my early teens when my family problems got severe. My step dad had adopted me and then my mom went to prison so he remarried and his new wife didnt like me so he relinquised his rights and my grandparents adopted me. I didnt see my sister for four years, and by then our relationship was ruined. I struggled so much because he cut me completely out of his life and he was the only dad I ever had. Things got better with therapy and I stopped my anti-depressents (with docs ok) and I was ok until two years later. Now its bad. My doc just prescribed me anti-depressents a week ago but I have yet to take one yet I cant say why. I am married but my husband and I are temporarily living 4 hours away because of work situations and we see each other just once a month, which is a big part of my deep sadness. When we see each other everything is great but we struggle with just talking on the phone its not enough and we fight (not serious fights, just bickering). All the same I miss him so much. On top of that I lost my job and am stuck back living with my grandparents. I've put in fifty applications and nothing. I am supposed to start community college this fall but I'm not sure I can even afford that. On top of that my grandmother (whom is like my mom to me) had a quadruple byp surgery last year, a brain hemmorhage four years ago, and skin cancer three times last year is struggling emotionally and mentally and I worry for her. I feel so hopeless right now and I do nothing but cry. But I'm afraid to tell my family or my husband because they hear me laugh and joke and smile but its all a front and I'm not sure they 'll understand how deep my sadness is. I feel so confused some days I feel pretty good...not content or happy but ok...others I feel like my whole life is going to collapse. I don't know what to do. Any advice?

How to calculate specific heat?

Having trouble with chem question. Heating a given amount of liquid from one degree to another degree takes a certain amount of energy (joules). The density of the liquid at a certain temp is a certain amount g/mL. What is the specific heat of the liquid? I would like to know the best way to calculate. I have all the numbers for the question. Just having trouble with figuring out the way this is supposed to be calculated.

Is it just me, or is Suzuki Kizashi a RIP?

Kizashi is AWD, while Camry is not. It is a bit expensive than the competition, but Suzuki has definitely stepped up their quality.

A question about religion?! think about this one before you answer it.?

Okay all you believers, if the Christian church and the vatican are worth billions of pounds (this is verifiable) and probably the richest organisation in the world, and taking into account Jesus Christ teachings, why is there major imbalance between them and the millions of people dying of hunger every day? forget any answer about free will, answer that with rationale and a ounce of logic? if the pope cares so much for the human race.. why does he not give up any morsel of food and wealth he owns to the poor? God/The bible ask you to have faith? why don't you ask for proof and stop being so gullible? in the past people who disputed the integrity of Christianity were pointed at as being Satanist and witches, and even burnt, with the blessing of the church.. look at the whole slave issue, and the church involvement. the church turned a blind eye during WW2 at the oppression of Jews, and who was the "King of the Jews" ? why are people so gullible?

Anyone know of any good auto clickers for pogo slots?

Gmouse is shareware/freeware application that only records mouse activity. You can set it to "loop".

Weird smell in my pants?

okay...well just um...go to the doctor again. and tell them that it's a serious issue. research it on google or just look for over-the-counter medication that might help.

Motovation to p high school?

im 14 and i just failed the 9th grade with 0 gpa the reason for this is that i think school is useless from this point on, school teaches me all this stuff that i may or may not use in life and it irritates me that im wasteing my time with it and that i just cant get a job,but the world dosent work like that,and i need a stupid slip of paper to get 1, i want to become a cop or a fireman and help others and i dont think that learning algebra and how to cut open frogs to see how stuff works is gonna help me in that goal.all i need is to be psychicaly fit,have common scense and logic which i have. please help me out...prove me wrong about this because knowing that im gonna end up homeless is just not enough motovation for me. im a person who lives for today and dosent think about tomorow until it comes. i really need an awnser on this guys

Which breeds bite harder than a Pitbull?

I mean domesticated dogs. I know the GSD, Rottweiler. the Mastiff. and the (something) Bear Dog (It's a rare breed with over 300 lb. psi). Feel free to fill in the somehing, because it's driving me nuts that I can't remember.

Why don't more conservatives get into education to stem the liberal tide?

Why don't more conservatives, tea party members, Dittoheads, Beck fanatics, creationists and Palin followers continue their education up to the Ph.D. level so that they can become the dominant ones on campus nowadays? They could help balance out the educational atmosphere. We know that plenty of people in the aforementioned groups are highly educated, but if they would continue up to the doctorate level, then they would have more access to the universities and be able to soften the Marxist bias. There are some conservative universities where they could further their studies: Bob Jones, BYU, Grove City, Regent, Oral Roberts, etc. Seriously, why aren't more of them taking this path ----universities need the intellectual stimulation and original ideas brought forth by followers of Rush, Palin and Beck.

I have shingles, no pain but it is extremely itchy! Does anyone know how long the itching will last?

I'm 21. The shingles are on my back and chest and I had the itching for about 4 days now. I'm on Valtrex, and none of the itch relief medications are working(Aveeno bath, calomine lotion) It is really unbearable. Does anyone know how long the itching will last?

Any thoughts on family law. Advise please!?

Tough situation with no absolute answers... Try writing him a letter in the most positive, non-threatening tone you can explaining your son's need for his visitations and support. If he doesn't respond then it may be time to call your attorney and address support and visitation through the court. Support is not optional and non-payment has serious legal consequences including jail and wage garnishment. It would be bad for all if it has to reach the courts or child protection agency.

This e-mail is obviously a scam but i don't get how they get anything out of it? any ideas how this one works?

Once you send them your details they tell you that the money can only be released once you send them a "small payment" in order for the money to be realised. Avoid giving them any details as you will then get text and post to keep trying various scams. pop on here and get it reported. a href="http://security.yahoo.com/article.html?aid=2006102506"http://security.yahoo.com/article.html?a…/a

What are some jobs that will ALWAYS be around and will always need people?

I have been thinking I need to get a degree in a job that will always be around and need people. Some jobs are becoming obsolete, some jobs have too much competition, and some jobs are hard to come by because so many people are in that profession. I have heard horrible stores where people who have just graduated from college had a hard time finding jobs. They will go months and months with no employment or people will graduate and they will not work be working in the field they went to college for. I dont want to end up like any of these people. Dont say a nurse, because Im not doing that.

Has anyone else had this done?

Not really, but my uncle had surgery to his voice box some years ago and his throat remained husky for the rest of his life.

My son won't eat and just got over a stomach bug-what should I do?

So on Sunday evening, my son and I were just watchting tv-he gets tired and so i put him in his bed and he goes to sleep. at about midnight, he starts complaining of stomach pains and starts rolling around in our bed, since I moved him there. he then starts to throw up pretty much all night. Monday morning comes around. his fever is still up but he's drinking ginger ale and i'm giving him water and a little bit of the electrolyte solution to keep him hydrated. I go to work for the evening shift. his throwing up stops and his temperature starts to go down. he still has it and it's tuesday. I'm thinking I don't need to take him to the doctor and all that I have to do is get his temp down and he will start to eat again. I checked his diaper. No diarrhea. Am I paranoid? the husband is panicking and i tend to when the hubs does. What is wrong with my son and what should I do? Please help

How about this scenario?

I would love it and that is the way it should be and probably will be - but the way the pollsters and BCS computer is set up - they would get bump out by a 1 loss Big 12 team - which is a total crock. I hope it happens that way - then there will be something done about the BS.

Whats better a fibergl or Granite pool?

If you put in a fibergl pool it'll probably come out less expensive in the long run. To fit in a granite pool, you'll need to have the walls really well protected against water infiltration, normally granite or marble is used surrounding the edge of the pool in a bushammered surface finish. Don't forget, granite is a porous stone, be aware of this while building your pool.

Does Ron Paul have a plan or strategy?

Has explained why hes still in the race even though hes won just 14 delegates? Has he talked about his plans at all, or thoughts?

Why do newscasts have a pictures of the city's skyline in the background?

It's just a general establishing shot of where they are. Newcasts are very city oriented, and they like to represent that by showing imagery of that city.

Isn't this God the Father saying that Jesus is God the Son?

That's just one of numerous places that shows that Jesus is the son of God and God the Son. The entire first chapter of Hebrews is a VERY powerful witness to this, as well, along with John 3:16, and the place where God said, "This is my beloved Son in whom I am well pleased", for starters.

Why didn't May Flower people creat an independent country in the first place?

Why bother to fight the Independence War? They should have built an independent country instead of still being loyal to Britain.

2000 Crysler concord 4 disk cd changer will not eject disk, just reads ERR. please help Why?

These OEM changers that come with cars are usually low quality. even aftermarket changers sometimes. The mechanism inside is jammed, u can pay a stereo shop to fix it for u, but it will happen again guaranteed. my advice? get an ipod adaptor hookedup to the same CD changer port to your stereo, get an ipod and live happily ever after.

NASCAR NATION: Will these drivers ever....?

for the 1st part all yes except b labonte and elliot sadler. the second part montoya will and busch will.

After the breakups?

One of the guys I went with, we are cool...I think. We constantly argue when ever we talk. I think I still have a place in his heart, he will always have one in mine. It's a love hate relationship.

Where to find free sheet music?

Either buy your sheet music or go to the library! ALL this music is COPYRIGHTED and it is ILLEGAL to download/share the sheet music for FREE (except library loans)!

For satin worshipers or studiers only!!!!!!!!!!?

is it possible for me to sell my soul to the devil/satin in exchange for a twin brother. if so pleas explain to me how to do it. and WAT CAN BE SOME OF THE CONSIQUENCES???? pleasetell me all that you can. my life is so messed up. that this is all i can resort to.

Question on a serious issue with an over payment check I recieved!!!!?

Ok so a brief run down of my issue. I started to get ssd in 2001 after about 3 years I tried to go back to work but still couldnt hold a job and finally refiled for it 9 months ago. They started to give me checks til they decided on an answer after 6 months they approved me and then I recieved a 12 month back pay. about a month and a half ago they sent a check in a rather large sum lets just say it was in the 20,000 range. I called first thing monday morning and asked what the check was for and if I should cash it and the guy said it was issued to me it was mine and it was ok to cash. now thgis past saturday they sent a letter saying the check was issued on accident and that I need to return the full amount with-in 30 days. Now I have been scraping bottom for a long time and I have spent most of the money on a newer and more dependable vehicle. pay off past due bills. WHAT DO I DO? Can I go to jail? how will I be able to pay this back

Any Good artists out there?

my band needs album artwork and none of us or our friends can draw... were just a small garage band and need a drawing of a cloaked ghost basically draw a cool looking robe and shade in were its face\body should go, and hope you dont mind if we use it for free.

Theres something about Afganistan, what is it?

even before terrorism was the word of the year or decade, countries have always tried to take Afganistan over, my question is what is so special about Afganistan? I feel it may be two issues this time round, one to protect the oil pipe that needs to run through the country and secondly to take the proceeds of the drugs. Remember the war Britain had with China because it wanted to ban Opium so it is obviously a very important commodity. what are you think? in my opinion if it was simply a war about sorting out the country then it would not take 8 years, each British forces personnel we lose is 1 too many and we need question things now as even one live saved is worth it.

Textiles and art gcse?

Yep, i think they are a good thing to have as long as you have English. but you might also want to consider that if you change your mind when you get older, you will need a back up or have an English baccalaureate to help you. And art and textiles GCSE has a lot of work to it, if you feel that strongly, take it.

What are some famous streets in Hollywood?

This is for a project so far i have Rodeo Drive and Hollywood Boulevard. Any other well-known streets? Thank you in advance!

Can Atheists really be banned from posting on here?

honey, read again, i said Captain atheism is trying to ban ME. he already got my last id banned and has been trying to get all the atheists on here to do the same with this one

What nicknames are good for new boyfriends that aren't too sappy?

My new boyfriend calls me sweetheart which I like, but all the generic nicknames are too cutesy to call a guy (e.g. pookie), too old (e.g. honey, hun), or kinda condescending (e.g. baby). I guess I'm looking for a nickname that isn't too suggestive or girly until we have dated for long enough that we have more personal nicknames. Thanks!

Is a 1993 infiniti j30 a alright car for a 16 year old?

my son found this car in the ads, it has 45,500 miles on it, and is only 2000. the car runs great, has many standard features. Im not to sure if that type car will really make his ca insurence high, can anyone help? and is it a good car in general?

Can a dog sence something about a nother dog?

My Lab has recently been laying next to my other Lab and whimpering ,barking, and watching him sleep when my other lab falls asleep can my other lab sence something wrong? I need a quick answer!

How can i get rid of my gummy smile without surgery?

I have a very gummy smile and I hate it. I can not get surgery or anything like that done so is there something that can reduce the size of my gums like toothpaste or treatment?? PLEASEEE HELP!

Compulsory Attendance Exemption Forms???

I want to get my ged and Im 17 but I dont really know the requirments I know I need Compulsory Attendance Exemption Forms from my school but how do I do that and what do I need to get those forms or do I just ask for them? please help me thanks alot!! <3

What is the connection between alien abduction and RFID implants?

You and I are on similar paths -- some differences. I personally think you give RFID implants too much credit. They don't need that many in my view. The world can be reduced to economic slavery more more easily, cheaply than implants across the board. The imlants would be for the ruling cl, keep them in line while we slaves are just kept hungry and working for our masters. That's the major difference I can think of. If the question is still up after I think for a while I will add more. Talk then.

Ping out from standing up?

So like sometimes if I am sitting down and take in a deep breath and hold it then stand up I get REAL EFFED up. One time I did it in on the wrestling mat while the coach was making a speach and I fell down and ped out then woke up and it felt like i'd been asleep for 2 hours and everyone was looking at me ...LOL.... then i did it in a locker room fell down and bounced my head off the wall and got a concussion :( which consequently forced me to miss my last wrestling tournament. but anyways is this normal and why does it happen?

How do I make this guy pay me for my design and remain professional?

I designed a tattoo for a friend and he said he'd pay me for it. After spending a good 4-5 hours working on the piece, I told him it was ready to be picked up. That was 4 days ago. I haven't done commission work before this, so I didn't have the hindsight to draw up a contract or ask for the money up front. How do I tell him he needs to come get his design and pay me for it while being both persuasive and professional? I want him to know that I feel like it's completely rude for him to ask me to design something, have me spend good deal of time on it, and then never follow through. I can usually articulate things like this pretty well, but I feel like I might start with a professional email and end with a nasty one.

Boston vs Chicago, which is a better move?

My friend is moving and she knows that her choices are b/w Boston and Chicago. She currently lives in NY and is planning on movng w/ her fiance. They are young and urban people. Which of the 2 cities has cheaper rent (please give me numerical ranges) and which has less violence and better job opportunity. Thanks so much, this would really help her =]

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez???

It's just a rumor. That is DEFINITELY photoshop. Selena's in a nightgown and Nick's in a tux. Speaking of the Jonas Brothers: a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080707113424AAN2uem"http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?…/a

My neighbour says she has a stalker - I don't believe her - what do you think?

Just because you do not see it dose not mean it is not true give her the benefit of the doubt,but my question is why is she telling you? As far as being buzzed in I have a building that people let people in all the time.and if they say they are police he is in like flint.Being a cop dose not mean you cannot be a stalker I had a ex that would pull me over just to be a *** or pull over a boyfriend.

Does anyone else have this problem?

i was a bedwetter. i wasn't wearing diapers cause i wasn't allowed. sometimes i was wetting twice in the same time. i wasn't going during sleepovers with my friends. i went though to some summer camps with children i didn't know (found them there for first time). for an unexplicable reason during summers i wasn't wetting myself (or i had a couple of accidents). the first summer i thought that i stopped bedwetting i asked my parents to go to a summer camp (around 9 years old) and they let me. the first nights i was fine and very proud of myself. so i decided that i could drink a lot of water right before bedtime. the same night i got up soaked. i was very embared. next morning everyone got up and went to the toilet except for me who said that i wanted to loll for a bit longer. when i was sure that they were away i changed pjs and sheet and turned over the mattress. noone knew. the same day i realized that i have to stop consuming water. but i had a 2nd accident again. and then a 3rd one. everone got suspicious of me but i never admit it to them. they were telling me that they could smell urine and i was answearing "really. i can;t smell anything.." thankfully i never saw them again so none of my friends learned my secret!!!!

Are some people more capable of greatness or success overall?

Hi, i was wondering. Are some people "blessed" with genes more capable of success than others? Or is it the ability to conform to the specific, sometimes mundane, goals of our society? For example, those incredibly smart kids on the swim team who can draw pretty well.

What seasonings should I put in my artichoke dip?

I'm making some appetizers for thanksgiving and I have a really yummy artichoke dip recipe. The problem is I think it needs a bit more spice and I can't decide what spices to use. Right now the recipe is just marinated artichoke hearts, cream cheese, parmeson cheese, mayonaise, and garlic. I was thinking about maybe adding paprika, but I wanted to ask some people who know a bit more about seasonings than I do. (I'm only 16) So if any one has any ideas of a good seasoning or ingredient to add I would really appreciate it.

Do you like laugh tracks?

I don't mind them, sometimes they add a really awkward laugh in a not funny part. But when its a really funny part, sometimes its nice to feel you're laughing along with someone

Emotional support for TTC and PCOS not there for the most part.?

The only non-professional person supporting my decision to seek help with infertility is my boyfriend. I'm young, just under 25, and I have PCOS and extremely irregular periods making timing my ovulation nearly impossible. The doctor, my bf, and I have decided to do a follicle study to determine how often if at all I am ovulating and if I'm not to start meds such as clomid. My mother has been bugging me to give her a grandchild so when I told her I was going to get help getting pregnant she curtly told me that the doctor was just trying to steal my money and that I should just do it on my own and then she changed the subject and said she had to go. My best friend, who was ecstatic to hear we were trying, keeps telling me to skip the meds and do it naturally because "I'm young and I have time to try for a while". My other friends are constantly blasting my decision to have a child before we get married, which is a very personal decision and is related to my family dynamics and my relationship with my father and nothing else. I am so frustrated. I know I'm not ovulating my boyfriend is quite older and if we wait another 3 years it will require me having an amnio because of his age. I don't have time and I can't do it naturally and wait it out. I've already gone through 1 confirmed and 1 suspected miscarriage. Where do I turn for emotional female support? I'm I wrong for wanting fertility help? Am I jumping the gun? We've only been trying to time /ovulation for 2 months but I've been off BC since August. I'm not even doing IVF just a follicle study and possibly Clomid.

Does anyone have a recipe for the Texas Manske roll?

I guess this is somewhat of a secret recipe for a sweet roll popular in the San Marcos Texas area. I am sure some Texans have come up with their own take on the recipe. Any ideas how to make it?

WWII Identity cards/ration books?

Good point Bryce. But don't give Yahoo any ideas, Next thing "google" will become one of those ****** words.

How to make your thi's smaller?

Hi! My thi's (upper leg) r really large and I would like to make them smaller... Does anyone know any excerscises i could do to make them smaller?

Fabric stores in Pittsburgh or Ohio area?

Search for a HAN fabric store in that area there is one close to Louisville Ky. Don't know if there is on near Cincy tho. Try hanfabric.com

For how long shall Muslims be patient with the West?

Surely you are kidding. I suspect you arent a muslim at all. Having said that, i find it interesting that those muslims who hate the west and wish for its destruction, are the same muslims enjoying all the benefits of western advancement, such as cars, television, and basically anything invented in the last 200 years. I for one would be happy for the arab nations to build a big wall to segregate themselves from the modern world. It is rather hypocritical, and interesting, when you see a muslim terrorist threatening the west with blowing people up, using western military (electronically remote bombs etc), and recording it on a western video camera for broadcast on western television. Gee, arent WE the bad ones....

Do you Think Allen Iverson Should Opt-Out To Play in The All Star Game?

I can't believe you people. Iverson has earned this last spot in the All-Star game. He has given everything to us and played his heart out for so many years. We have watched him mature into a man and made basektball ball a better sport to watch. This is probably his last year and you for you all to be complaining about a man who has entertained you for you years is messed up. It's an All-Star game. He's one of the biggest stars of the game. It's finally time for the NBA to give him back something and let him start that game. How is this hurting anyone? It's not. Give the man some respect and enjoy the last time you probably get to see him play in one. It's just a game and I bet you that Lebron and the rest of the starters are glad they get to start with him. He's one of the few players that is all heart. Give him that respect

Possible night terrors?

Try talking to her and see if there is something she us afraid of or try and see what exactly these night terrors are about. She make have a phsycological problem.

Why has there never been a proper global warming debate?

There has been a thorough debate in the scientific literature. Read any of the journals on environmental science (Environmental Science and Technology, or Journal of AIChE, for example) if you want to see it. Global warming is not something that should be decided by politicians, and that is why any political debate is meaningless. Any debate that was opened up to non-scientists would quickly lose all scientific legitimacy and become a political circus.

What if a bar in NY confies your REAL id?

do they get in trouble? and if you have a fake id and a bouncer took it away and you said you were going to call the cops and u did it in front of him would they give it back before they come?

What kind of design would you use for simply fabulous flyer?

It's for a gala...The theme is simply fabulous, have color scheme just kinda stuck with where to go from here, it's a postcard size.

Poll: Are any of John McCain's children uglier than Chelsea Clinton?

What kind of man in his sixties would mock the appearance of a then young teenage girl? Now that's character for you!

Is it possible that U.F.O.'s that visit and abduct people are just galactic health inspectors?

Or maybe fish and wildlife officers, i mean they come to earth grab a couple of hicks from a corn feild, probe them and tag them and send them on there merry little way, i think that aliens are afraid of catching something from humans so they don't make official contact with us, after all look at how many diseases humans carry heck humans can get diseases from animals, just imagine what they must think of us.

Does anyone know the song in dodgeball: a true underdog story when they have to dodge wrenches?

You know when Patches puts a tape in and plays it. What's the name of that song? It was used in an episode of Malcolm in the middle as well

2001 VW pat showing "no magazine" HELP!!!?

i have a 2001 Volkswagen Pat 1.8t and the 6 cd changer located in the trunk is not working. iu out the magazine in and it shows no magazine on the display in the car. please help? anyone else had this?

Republicans always blame Barney Frank for the mortgage meltdown but never mention this?

For the same reason they attack anyone who asks questions about the rest of the Republican Record. They know how badly their election chances will become eroded when their record is highlighted on the whole and in particular as your question does.

Want to plant a thorney hedge row?

I live in upstate NY around Albany, I want to plant some type of a thorney/privacy against intruders type hedge..It will be in full sun with decent drainage. I really don't care if it flowers, just as long as it grows fast and continues year after year, it will be left to grow wild...Thanks for all your help!!

When is the untethered jailbreak for ios 4.2 coming out?

It was expected before christmas but now they said they are delaying it, anyone no whn its coming out now

What recourse do I have when auto I paid for is sold to others?

Over a 3 month period I paid for an auto ($7000) from a private seller except for final $300 payment. Seller refused to turn over auto and accept last payment. After several requests with no cooperation, I filed a lawsuit for the auto to be turned over to me and included a temporary restraining order for the auto to be transferred to anyone else. However the seller sold the auto to someone else and it is now in someone else's name. Car was sold after restraining order was filed and approved by judge. Can I get the car back or any money back?

Is there a program like Primitive disk indexer that will re-create a file structure on another disk?

Primitive Disk indexer works great exept for the structure is indexed instead of recreated. I want to make all the files in a nother place, but just have them empty.

uming Sandy Saddler and Khaosai Galaxy were the same size, who do you think would have won?

Sandy Saddler was a strong puncher and throw combinations at different directions. Khaosai Galaxy is a swarmer like the smaller version of Harry Greb or Rocky Marciano. Man I can't imagine how great this fight would be. I would pick Saddler by a late KO. But I'm pretty sure Saddler would be beaten up pretty bad before he can score a KO!

I'm Not Sure If I Fit In With My Mates ?

I'm ab it like you just sit quiet..i find if i talk about something all my friends will like say look at that boy or girl that usually breaks the ice we have a bet to see who can chat them up first this i find as always broken the ice I'm no longer sat alone when we go out good luck

Tenor Sax notes/s?!?

Well, if you know the s of the flute, then you should get most of them w/the tenor sax. Alot are the same. Getting a sound is like playing a kazoo. you have to soak or suck on your reed until it's good and wet. You won't get a good tone on a dry reed. You should wrap your lower lip over your bottom teeth (so if you have a nasty grill you better get some orthodontic wax cuz it'll hurt). You push air between the mouthpiece and the reed. The air makes the reed vibrate. You should just try making the noise first without the instrument attached. Your parents will probably want to shoot the duck they keep hearing roaming through the house, but hey, it's a start. I recommend going here for a chart. a href="http://www.wfg.woodwind.org/sax/sax_bas_1.html" rel="nofollow"http://www.wfg.woodwind.org/sax/sax_bas_…/a

When did Illinois repeal it's 'Copperhead' laws?

When Lincoln issued his Emancipation Proclamation, Illinois ped a law that stated that no freed slaves could come live in Illinois. A few other midwest states followed suit. They became known as 'Copperhead States'. When and how were these issues resolved?

Can you rate my team?

kool, it's great! strong! i really like your pokemons you even chose my favorites! I don't have the game but i have seen there faces! I like your team! I shpuld give 9.99999999999999999999999999999999999999… out of 10 for you!

Stick handling and hockey stuff help...?

You need to make your wrists stronger. Tie a weight to a rope, then at the end of the rope tie a strong stick, (hockey stick), about a foot long. Then throw the weight in front of you and wind in the rope with your wrists. This will build your wrists very very strong and make you a better puck handler!

PSP ENHANCEMENTS QUESTION?

I have a psp and I love it so much.What upgrades can I use to enhance it and are there any websites out there that has free games? Oh yea, and I heard that you can put windows xp on the psp. Is this true and if so how do you do that?

What episode of Winnie the Pooh is this? (from the 90's or earlier)?

I barely remember it but it was my favorite episode when I was a baby. Christopher Robin needed to clean his room, and somehow pooh and the gang go under his bed and they all end up in some creepy world, it was a really trippy episode.

AFC Wimbledon have been drawn against MK Dons in the FA Cup?

Thanks to Football Manager 2010 I know who these teams are. AFC Wimbledon will surely win (they beat me)

Is there an uncompressed video format?

AVI. The thing is AVI is just a container, like a box or package that contains both the audio and video data. Windows needs to know how to understand what's in the "container". I'm sure someone could explain this better than me, but I hope I jumpstarted you in the right direction.

I need a good daily facial cleansing routine, any suggestions?

Cetaphil cleanser is really gentle and even those with super sensitive skin can use cetaphil. My skin breaks out easily and cetaphil doesn't cause my skin any problems. For astringent, try witch hazel. Witch hazel is all natural and helps remove any excess oil and debris on the face.

Can God can be seen? If not then how i read this?

lol... i love it how nobody has properly answered your question. it shows just how much ''doublethink'' one has to employ to enjoy being a christian.

Hermit crab Question...?

My hermit crab just got done molting and, then he decided to change shells. I woke up and he was naked. We put him a jar with a bigger shell, and then hee moved into it. His shell is so big that he can hardly move around. When i looked in his shell you couldnt see him but when you rinsed him under water you could see him. How do we make hi m go into a other shell ?

What type of adhesive do Fatheads have that makes them work?

I figure it can't be any common glue or suction, since it's able to repeatedly be moved around & not lose it's adhesiveness. What is the secret?

Can someone help me on installing star wars the force unleashed ultimate sith edition for ps3?

I'm having a problem. when I tried to install star wars the force unleashed ultimate sith edition on my ps3 it only installed at one part but when the screen returned to normal (showing darth vader after the download) it froze at that exact time! can someone help me?

Hp dv6 or dell inspiron 15R both with 2nd gen intel i5 processors 4gb ram 500 gb HD 1gb dedicated GPU?

but i'm confused what to buy.. pls give a detailed breakthrough....for ur info i'm in india.. thank u in advance

Is there anyone who does not like poinsettias besides me?

Every Christmas the world is bombarded with poinsettias and by New Year's the plants all look, leggy worn out and half dead. And then people agonize about how to take care of them because someone special gave them the poinsettia. I love flowers, plants, trees but I cant stand poinsettias. They are too much trouble to care for, die almost at once, and people pay good money for a plant that most people have no idea how to care for.

What the hell has happened to the wwe divas roster?

I disagree. Only Kelly Kelly and Maria are weak links. And, I think the WWE is being good to the divas in that they aren't being used as ual objects as much.

Should I Get My Giant Flemish Doe A Friend?

If you do get her a 'friend', it must be another rabbit, and she must be spayed first (it's not optional). Unaltered rabbits of either almost always become quite aggressive towards their companions when they reach maturity. A rabbit can easily kill the much smaller guinea pig, plus they have dietary incompatibilities and many rabbits carry bacteria that can kill guinea pigs, and vice versa. With a rabbit as big as a Flemish, and adding a second, that better be one ENORMOUS hutch, though (think 6 feet by 3 feet or larger). Even for a single Flemish, the hutch should be nearly that large once fully grown. There is information here about bonding two rabbits successfully: a href="http://www.rabbit.org/behavior/index.html" rel="nofollow"http://www.rabbit.org/behavior/index.htm…/a Do be aware that they can be picky about their companions, and you must always be prepared to care for both, housed separately, if they don't get along. You will have the best chance of success introducing a neutered male once she is spayed and healed.

Can any devout believers answer this question honestly?

I don't know if I can answer to your satisfaction but I'll tell you what I think. I have those feelings sometimes and I hear from what I call God. I don't know how to describe it but it's just different. I may be delusional, but that's OK. I have had really strange experiences that I don't know can be explained any other way except either spiritual or paranormal. Can I say for sure that God exist? No. Can I say for sure that there is something that exist in my life that to me is a God? Yes. I hope you find the answers that you are looking for.

How can I make money privately with my Electronics engineering skills?

As with any job, moonlighting is something you should check with your primary employer about. Some companies do not allow it. Some do allow it but if you are moonlighting in your own field you have to be very cautious about conflicts of interest. Those can get you into a world of trouble not only with your employer but legally as well.

What mental defect would cause someone to exhibit the following behavior's?

Doesnt tell the truth, is not dependable in returning calls or showing up on time,makes up stories then denies they occured, is constantly trying to impress others ( joins every group or activity for awhile then suddenly has no interest in it anymore,brags about income and travels,throws parties but wants people to help pay for them)....is this a mental defect or just a good old fashioned case of being a blow hard/wannabe??

How can peace be found, if it is not sought?

Why is there so much bickering between those who believe differently? Why are hateful and harmful emails being dispatched?

Pokemon Diamond Story Mode Team?

Alright, get rid of Solarbeam, your Infernape should be fine with JUST sunny day to help out with fire moves, try fitting in a Nasty Plot in him too (raises Sp. Atk.), Your Heracross is fine, Torterra should definitely have Wood Hammer-he's a physical tank, he should be fine (if your concerned bout HP, have him hold Leftovers or a sitrus berry), Your Staraptor is fine, and Empoleon is alright-considering you can get rid of bubblebeam for something a little more useful, like ice beam/blizzard

Buy or Sell: Biggie had a hand in ushering in materialism?

BUY BUY BUY: When he first came out he was puttin everybody on to the "nicer" things in life. Everything from Versace, Coogi, Moschino, Rolex, Bentlys. Anyone who was at their prime when he first came out will tell you that the average n*gg was not hip to a lot of luxurious items that he was spittin about. I think NYC was a major influence to his privy-ness, but he made materialism mainstream more than any other rapper out during that time.

Need help with my golf!?

Well even I have a good stroke, and I miss 3 foot sometimes. Its all about line and speed. If you have the right line good stroke, but not the right speed, its not going in. You have to to have all three down in order to make the putt. Speed is crusal because you dont want to leave it short, and you dont want it 10 feet past the hole, get it in sync with the line, and putt a good stroke on it, and its going in the hole!!!

Jews: Why are there Christians that don't believe that the Jewish Sabbath is celebrated on Saturdays?

I think the reason is that most christians do not understand everything about other religions just like with any other religion. you probably got the thumbs down i don't know why but you should consider why.

Would you define faith, or belief, as intuitive knowledge?

also, do you think faith and belief are different from each other. the reason i ask about intuitive knowledge is because people who believe in something, do not merely think it is true. it is ABSOLUTE to them. yet it cannot be proven, or else it would be called fact or something similar. Also, if it is intuitive knowledge or truth, do you think it exists, or do people mistakenly claim to believe? i dont know the answers to these questions, thats why i am asking you. please dont ume anything about me

Did u ever humiliate yourself in public?

i did more than once its funny now i guess but i dont tink we ever forget these things till the day we die

How come people see music as black or white people music?

People think I wouldn't like rock because I'm middle eastern. It really pisses me off. I guess they think only a certain type of people can enjoy a certain type of music. I actually recently went into a New York music store and asked where the rolling stones were, and the girl stared at me like I was crazy. Ugh. Sorry for ranting. It's just that the whole world is already so prejudice, and on top of that I have to be a certain ethnicity to like rock and country. I hate it. This wasn't really on topic though lol XD

Will this computer run WoW smoothly?

With your current setup your not even going to be able to run at medium settings with little video lag because your running on Vista. Your going to need to at least double the amount of RAM your have preferably 3-4GB and I think medium settings should be fine. As for max settings there's simply no way your going to be able to play that decently.

Dyslexic features and asperger's syndrome?

My son was recently evaluated for dyslexia he is 8. He has carried a PDD.NOS, ADD.NOS, dysgraphia dx for some time. The evaluator an optometrist said that my son has features of dyslexia, dyslexia being a specific reading disability and though my son has features of it with a severely impaired encoding problem, and poor working memory, and eye focusing/teaming problems, that he doesn't fit the dx because his decoding is low, but not that impaired (though psych eval revealed that decoding was very impaired) and because his IQ is below average. The conclusion is that my son needs vision therapy, and was given dx of asperger's, dysgraphia, and a reading disability. Interestingly the optometrist told me that a person can't be dyslexic and asperger's, yet I've been dx both of these by the same person many times over. Does anybody have or know of a person dx with both dyslexia and asperger's syndrome? Can anybody cleary explain why these can't go together? I asked the optometrist and he talked in circles, honestly he was sounding more asperger than myself at that moment. Where do we fit? Just NOS of all dx's?

Why is the Obama Administration doing the exact opposite consistently of what they say?

They lied and they lied again and again and continue to lie. I was watching the news and they had revealed that phony doentation of created jobs. 3 of Obama's people were jumping up and down about a company in Nebraska that had stats for created jobs and they were obviously happy about at least some stats that were accurate. Then the reporter told them that he had researched that situation and found that the company had indeed created jobs but that the company had not received stimulus money. Then it was on to how Obama had created those jobs regardless of the non receipt of stimulus money. The reporter about fell out laughing. They don't even care if you know they're lying anymore.

Mississipi River goes up ?

The Mississippi doesn't flow 'up/north'. The only major river in the world that flows north is the Nile in Egypt.

Whats the best super slow-mo camcorder out there for under $2000?

Any camcorder capable of recording at 60p is good for sports and fast action recording. The Slow motion effect is done during editing by holding the "CTRL" key while dragging the end of the clip to the left. Almost all mayor manufacturers have several models. Check out Sony, Canon, JVC, etc.

Will I get Accepted to Texas A&M?

I am a Senior at a very competitive High School, have a 4.13 weighted GPA and 3.95 unweighted GPA, taken 7 Honors and 1 A/P Cl, four years of Spanish, and in Top 22%. SAT score CR/MATH 1080, ACT 26, many years of extracirculars, National English Honor Society, National Math Honor Society and volunteer work as well as part time job. All three Essays and 3 letters of recomendation. I applied August 1, and still am waiting for decision. Anxiously waiting for six months now! I have been accepted to Baylor, LSU and OSU, A&M is where I really want to go!

Just learning on my first sport bike looking for some tips.?

just bought my first bike its a 2000 f4 ive raced dirtbikes from 13-18 years old im now 25 any tips anyone have that you wished someone told you? also ive had the speed wobble on my dirtbike a few times and scares the **** out of me whats the best way to avoid that. any tips or help i would appreciate thanks...

Wobbling tree on pokemon emerald?

in the battle frontier there is a weird wobbling tree i saw that there was a cave down by the water and i have figured out that the only way to get to it is past that tree what do i do to the tree so i can get past it and wat is in the cave

Looking for a 14 ft. v-hull flat aluminium boat with 30 h.p motor with trailer?

would like an evinrude motor, could be a 12ft. flat with a 15 H.P. motor with a steering column preferred.

My internet girlfriend is going to be 23, i have not met her yet but know home address, plz suggest gift.?

she is my close friend on net since 2 years, she is doing MCA and also a job. i know her home address and basic telephone number, i also talk to her on phone, but never met her because of her hesitation, and also i did not watch her hiding me due to my principle and value based friendship, i wish to gift her at her 23rd birthday, what should i choose, i think to send a Salwar-Kurta cloth through courier, but of which colour and design. I offered her suggestions for her choice, but she said dont send gift but give only your ASHIRWAD, what should i do?

Does anybody know of any quick appetizers?

Does anybody have any quick appetizer recipes for a BBQ? Anything but mexican plz (I live in Texas). Something that is not too difficult. I'll take any suggestions. Please include the recipe.

Fantasy Football Trade?

I don't really see the upgrade to your team if you make that trade. You would be taking a hit at the Wr part of this trade and currently gaining little at QB. Also, I believe the Roethisberger will be better than Favre for the remainder of the season and looking at your team, its the injuries at WR that are hurting your team and downgrading at that position wouldn't be the best move for you.

day 8,9,10,13,14 and 15 of cycle ( ovulated on day 14) fertilization occurring?

Looks like you covered yourself hun!! It is poss to experience symptoms this early but you'll need to wait a bit to test as Im sure you will know, implantation can occur anywhere between 6-12 dpo. Im currently 4dpo so I know how frustrating it is!! There's a great website where you can wait it out with other ladies in the same place as you, Babyandbump.com, its great for support and advice!! Good luck.xx

All You middle cl republicans, what do you think of this new proposal?

They are like Vampires who suck the American people dry . They don't care . Once I know that a con is running a business I stop giving them my business .

I need Ideas...quick help would be appreciated?

abortion is a good one. gun control is another one. i think i did a paper similar to yours when i was in school on gun control and i got a good grade on it but now i can't remember what all i put in it. sorry

Would you accept a seat inside a plane with no windows if given monitors in front of you to "see" outside?

I don't know if you have ever flown on a 747 but if your seat is in the center section, you can't see out the windows anyway. I wouldn't have any problems with not having a window.

Christian Fiction? I think it borders on the occult?

Any book can be misused the fact is you have to be able to make up your own mind. If you would let a book persuade you how to think, then either you do agree with it or are looking for something and will latch onto anything that sounds rational. If you are not strong in faith then I would say you should read it, see the other opinions of this world, it will either strengthen your faith because you are so against the other opinions, or it will destroy it, which means you were never a true believer in the first place and was lying to yourself because you had no alternatives to turn to.

Natasha Bedingfield's....?

video "Unwritten". Which video do you like the best? The one where she is in the picture frame on the bookshelf or the one where she is standing in the elevator? (If you have never seen the videos or don't like like her at all don't bother answering).

My BSc and MSc Dregrees in electrical engineering are not from USA, How can I obtain licence to work in USA?

I have a lot off experience for more than 18 years old in electronics, communications and computers as a designer out of USA, and also a lecturer in the college of engineering out of USA, and published many papers in my specialization in USA, France and UK.

Question on failing Marine Boot Camp?

If you think yes the physical training is difficult but Mentally you messed up during BCT. Its a matter of do you want to be there and go all the way and push yourself. Overall its both, mental and physical.

Which of these footballers do you dislike most?

EL Hadji Diouf by a country mile, he is a horrible player and should be banned from English premier league. He can go to the shitty Scottish league

How to deal with your 2year old and immunizations?

I was wondering if any of you parents know any clues on how to handle your child during shot time! My daughter is about to turn 3 in December. I really hate taking her in for this because I don't even like shots myself! Any tips on how to help her out. I know you must give your child some pain reliever medicinel before and after to help the pain. Any other suggestions?

Why do the major television networks and production companies doubt our intelligence?

I just watched "Twenty Good Years" on NBC.I've been looking forward to this show,I mean, They went to the trouble of getting major hollywood talent and expert writers,and it has a lot of promise in the pilot episode-but Why in the seventy thousand names of Gubba do they think we need a laugh track to pick out the jokes?We are not stupid out here in MidRealm America,and HBO doesn't dumb down their shows, so why the stupid laugh tracks?

Is Magic in the Weaving by Tamora Pierce suitable for a 7 year old?

I haven't read that sorry, but as for suggestions, I read Pangur Ban the White Cat by Fay Sampsom when I was that age and loved it. It's appropriate for her age, although is probably aimed at slightly older audiences.

Why quote a Byzantine emperor?

I do agree that the chosen text is definitely a reflection of our times--the world, especially in religious relations, is very dark right now. I also think it's a fine example of what I see so much on this site alone, let alone so many other places--purposefully taking a quote out of context to make it seem much more than it is.

What can I do to change what is happening? Frustrated.?

Your have to have more confidence. You probably have it it the back of your mind that this girl can have any guy and because your with her at that intimate moment you may be having anxiety about it. It's called performance anxiety.

Can you tell me exactly where the French team keeps their mascot?

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Which camera should I pick?

i would get the sony cyber shot i have it. i love it. the features are Amazing. It takes awesome pitchures to. its nice and small to.

DUNKIN DONUTS SUCKS???????

Mantle hit his 500th career home run on 14-May-1967, exactly two months before Mathews hit his, on 14-July-1967.

Dr Who : Does anyone agree?

Love Donna, best istant yet! she adds a bit of comedy to it that I always thought it was lacking, long live Donna, lets hope she's in it for a long long time.

Help! For science cl; need to make a technology more innovative.?

"You can select a technology, or an aspect of a technology, which is present in the home, school, or community, or any other technology relevant to your life. You will explore what the technology does, how it works, and how, when, and why it was invented. You then can project into the future what that technology could be like 20 years from now and determine what scientific breakthroughs need to occur to make it a reality."

Can the content be emptied? Can sorrow be emptied? Not only your personal sorrow, the "me" sorrow.?

yeppers. believe it can with hard work and respect from others. that we choose this path to empty some of the uncommon sense aspects of our brain washing.

Is it just me?!?

Ok, Im getting sick of these 'troll' people. I thought they were just violating innapropiate avatars, so i thought they were chill. Now they're violating all my stuff too. If they ask you to join, dont! I didn't but I had one of there IM addresses to see what they post around. If you mention/answer anything about smitty, (I can't put up the dollar sign) chester or any of the adult avatars, they'll violate you too! They're taking this way too seriously! Anyone else getting tired of them too?

Anyone thinks starbucks is overpriced?

Starbucks is a corporate company that has taken over!! Of course they're over priced! It cost money to build a new Starbucks every 10 miles!

Name of this girl? In Malcolm in the Middle?

Does anyone know the name of the girl that comes out in malcomn in the middle episode: Stereo store. When hal gets a tijuana carwash and at the end of the table this girl pours alcohol into hal, anyone know her name?

How does the wobble of the earth's axis effect day length?

The gyroscopic wobble of earth's spin axis takes 26,000 years to complete. In this wobble motion, the tilt of the earth stays roughly constant at 23.4 degrees but the orientation is always changing. Does anyone know where I could find some information regarding how this wobble effects lengths of days at certain latitudes during specific seasons? For instance, when the orientation becomes 23.6 degrees in stead of 23.4 are the number of daylight hours effected, even negligibly? This is not a question about climate or seasons just the number of hours in a day.

Was this a joke or is he serious?

Sounds to me like he really does like you but is still kinda shy to show it. My boyfriend and I are 4 years apart and we've been going out for 4 years now so the age difference is not bad at all. Girls mature a lot faster than guys, thats why were attracted to guys older than us. So If I was you, flirt back but let him come to you =)

I do not like the man my mother is dating, should I be honest?

I want my mother to know my true feelings but I also want to be supportive of her. She is happy with this guy and I don't want to cause tension. However I REALLY do not want to be around her when she is with him. I find him terribly annoying and condescending. They have been dating for about a year. I do not live at home but I do see her about once a week. I have tried my best to avoid him but now for the holidays she wants him to be very involved in our family get togethers..more than I am comfortable with.

Will 2003 ford f-150 factory radio fit 2003 ford expedition?

I have a 2003 ford expedition. came with factory 6cd changer. cd player no longer works. would like to replace with another factory radio from ford to minimize theft. Am familiar that many parts for expedition and f-150 are similar. saw for sale used single disc radio from ford f-150 part number 6L3T 18C869 AD. will this fit into my 2003 expedition as replacement radio?

What is your fort�...?

Remember when you were mad at me and blamed me for the inflated electricity bill of July in 1930? Well... it wasn't only you, all internet users across Yahoosphere were mad because they had to use Internet for many hours a day to keep me company. (Thank you for not leaving me lonely in those days. But I still need you, so.... keep using the Internet.)

If Robbie Keane loves Celtic so much, why the hell didnt he pull out all the stops to join them permanently?

Dont understand this. He bangs on about how they are his dream club, yet spurns them. Surely playing for the Tims is worth more than any amount of cash ?

I have debts and im at school!!?

What to do im a first year student and have a lot of debts what to do because paying those small installments even less than required installemt doesnt help what to do.

Does anybody know how to connect a wireless GH3 guitar?

i just bought guitar hero 3 on ps2. i put batteries in it and put the reciever in controller port 1 then turned on the console and the guitar but it never s on. the red light on the reciver and on the guitar continuously blink. Ive tryed everything. i called a guitar hero hotline, went to a support website, and had a friend over to help but i cant get my guitar to connect. HELP plz

How can i change light intensity? plz help its for course work?

im carrying out an experiment on brine shrimp and changing the light intensity. but not sure how to do so? do i just increase the distance from the light source? or use some sort of filter paper? or use a dimmer switch? any help is very appreciated :)

So I recently bought a vinyl and it sounds sped up...?

So I recently bought a vinyl and it sounds sped up. I know it should play on 33 1/3 because 45 is just way too fast. I know how it should sound because I also have the CD, but I was wondering what it could be... Maybe the belt? If it is can I replace it?

I get anxiety with my ipod, why?

like i have these skullcandy smokin buds but i dont know what eartips to use for them, the small or medium, i think the medium has a more secure fit and is more comfortable, but im not that sure. i worry about the sound quality and if it is not good enough for me i am sad and depressed. i also have a pair of cx300-b headphones but i am missing the eartips for it. i put the skullcandy ones on those but it dosent sound the same as the original. what should i do?

Trouble masturbating?

There's nothing wrong, but masturbating may not bring you as much pleasure as it does other males. Don't worry, for some males aren't able to achieve ejaculation by masturbation if the stimulation isn't strong enough. Try a pillow or two and see if that helps. Hope this helps.

My fiance was/is GAY, and i just found out?

Hi Amritah: My response is two fold. Gay and/or biual males are human beings as well. The fact that your fiance was or now is has no bearing on his ability to be able to show you love anymore than it does for a male who has never been with another male. It seems to me from the onset that you have serious trust issues, especially since you say that your way of discovering this information came as a result of your reading his emails. Snooping and sneaking around to collect information is just as unhealthy as the person who is doing the cheating. I would suggest the following: First, you owe him an apology for snooping through his email. Secondly, after bringing the issue to him, if he admits to it and asks for your forgiveness and/or apologizes that is a relationship worth holding onto. A man willing to acknowledge his wrong will also work towards change. We are all prone towards making bad decisions. Also it's important to note at this point that he would be apologizing for the act of cheating and not for being the person he IS (i.e, gay, biual, etc). If he does not acknowledge the wrong and if he does not apologize, then more than likely he has not learned his lesson and may repeat it again. Society is so quick to offer you the advice of leaving a significant other because people have become accustomed to running from situations versus staying to work it out. I have personally counseled couples who have undergone the same situation and they have gone on to live very productive lives. It hurts, emotions are real, but you can and will get through it. Good Luck. Food for Thought!

I have to write a peom?

in this i need all poetic devices in each line. so, we can choose any topic i have chosen a topic about badminton and i need alliteration(1 st line about badminton) the first line has to be alliteration. so please help.. 1 more thing don't copy from google i need your own thinking please help

Good Neighborhoods in Minneapolis Area

I might move to Minneapolis soon. What neighborhoods are good for living and renting an apartment? I want to be able to walk around, be near shops but also a park or woods. I like good architecture, especially old buildings. I don't want a heavy party area, but also no bedroom communities.

Do I sound like a Democrat or a Republican?

you MOSTLY sound like a CONSERVATIVE Republican. What are you running for and do you need a campaign manager ? I am available.

Abettment of crime may be by ommission or commission is it not illegal?

I heard Mr Arnab Goswami last night on Times now. Here is one query .Please enlighten.If during investigation a n prominent political leader pubicly denounces encounter with terrorist and goes to the homes of the accused to show sympathy with their families and gives the impression as if the enounter was managed .Is it not interference in the investigation or abettment and is it desirable at all.

Why did my ex disappear again?

I'm sorry. It sounds like he is not going to change this pattern anytime soon but likes the fact he can go back to you because you, even though reluctantly, let him in. He really does like you but at the same time needs his space. My boyfriend is similar but it has never reached months for us. I think he does care but is still young or young at heart and doesn't know how else to get this space besides what he had learned from his parent. If you want him to grow out of it I guess you could get a combining factor, test if he is like his father or it is just a phase of life, get a dog as a couple when you are back as a couple. If you let him back in, if he is the love of your life you should give him a second chance.

Difference between Australian and American separation of powers...?

In Australia, our executive branch of government is interlinked with our legislative (law making) section of governance. I was wondering how the seperation of powers system works in the US, considering that the executive is not linked with the legislative. What are the responsibilities of the US executive and who makes up the executive?

How to do a French Plait Fringe?

I can never do it!! My hair is really thin and i have a full fringe but it's grown to the end of my nose- does anyone know how i can do french plait fringe's like some of these? - a href="http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=safari&pwst=1&rls=en&q=french+plait+fringe&bav=on.2,or.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=603" rel="nofollow"http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&clien…/a

Is it true that?

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What song is this i can't get it out of my head?

oh it's that song pasheesh pasheesh BAM!! dingaling. Honestly unless ur messing around ur not guna find out lol

Is freedom of religion abused too often by scam-artists?

Sure, the opposite of freedom of religion is bad; a state religion where people are forced to worship as they’re told is a very bad situation and calls up images of the Dark Ages. But in a society where there is freedom of religion, people abuse it and they invent religions which are a bunch of freakin lies and are blatant money making scams and this has a very negative affect on society. So, freedom of religion gets abused and the opposite of freedom of religion is bad too, but isn’t there something in between these polar opposites? Something like; “Freedom of religion, but you can’t just invent a bunch of phony, contrived nonsense and exploit gullible people, ok?”

What is wrong with people and skin color these days?

Just because that's going on in a lot of schools(including mine),the media,rap music/videos,etc that doesn't mean that you should agree with and think just because you're not all that light,that you're not beautiful of one of the Creator's best works not fitting in on what others think is what's considered beautiful.People at my school cry out,even fight and argue that yellow/red bone light skin girls all day everyday,"light skin is in now,and what guys like",and blah,yes it's sad and targeting ones who aren't consider attractive and the **** but I don't let it bother me and even though I'm young and fully accept the skin I'm in(reddish undertone medium brown complexion)I even look cute when I sometimes get a tan,also considered a light chocolate too.:-) To answer your question honestly,involving black people it's all exotic and beautiful just like I like my boys,sometimes say in other words flavors to describe the ones I'm attracted to lol.

How do to look good in a school uniform?

I have to wear a white polo shirt, a burgundy jumper, black shoes and either black trousers or a black skirt, and I want to try and look better in it. I'm a little bit fat, but not huge, so if you have any ideas on how to look thinner, that would be great too. I can't dye my hair, but I can wear some make-up and jewellery. Please help. :)

How does the song Creep by Radiohead define Frankenstein's monster?

Using specific references from the book Frankenstein, how do the lyrics in Creep define Victor Frankenstein's monster as a character?

If you had small children and just moved into a new town?

And you checked the local daycare center who told you everything you wanted to hear to put your mind completely at ease and made you believe this was absolutely the safest, best place to entrust your children that you loved dearly, to watch out for them with your kids best interests in mind with their saftey and moral upbringing a top priority. You are convinced this is your best choice until later it became true public knowledge that right up til the time they meet with you they were cociated with known pedifiles and child abusers but now want you to believe they no longer ociate with those people would you still entrust your children to them? Of course not. Obama promises and says all the things he knows his supporters want to hear and he is a great inspirational speaker. It is true public knowledge that Obama has been ociated with and spent his life with and supported radical America hating Muslims, Marxist and 20 years of preaching to by America hating, White hating Rev. Wright who incredibley wants you to believe White people gave Black people AIDS. He states in his book in no uncertain terms "Should political winds turn ugly I will stand with the Muslims". He wants to take away you constitutional right to own firearms and make it illegal to defend your family and property with a firearm. He wants to dis- arm our nuclear defenses to supposedly set an example for the rest of the radical world that wants us dead which is completely foolish to believe literally leaving us defenseless as a nation and on our own homefront. These statements arent made up. Doented words from his own mouth. Given that these facts only scratch the surface of the true Obama, Isnt it enough to not entrust your childrens future too? Please put the hatred and racism aside for once and seriously contemplate this. Dont you think he might just be blowing smoke up your azz with all the words you want to hear just to get into power. We will be left completely defenseless nation wide and even in our own homes. If his plans drive America into even deeper depression, and personally I think thats the plan, political winds WILL turn ugly and he and our enemies will laugh at how easy it was to take this counrty without hardly a shot being fired and he WILL just as he plainly told you "stand with the Muslims". Our leader that we foolishly, blindly voted into office. Why does no one see whats right before our eyes? This is not a racial thing people. Its common sense. The man is half Arab. 6% Black. He sleeps with our enemies and answers few if any questions about it yet people are voting for him because they want a Black president. I want a president of any color or gender who is a true patriot and has the background to prove it. Please answer this question without hate. I have to know what you could possibly be thinking.

How to convert a logical drive to a primary partition?

I'm on Windows Vista. And I mistakenly created a logical drive. Now, I have three primary partitions and one logical drive. I want my logical drive to be a part of one of my primary partition.

Kids do the most adorable things?

aww my 2 yr old cousin asked to go to the pool with her red ruby slippers and her mom said no and she ran off saying "youre ruining my life"

Where could i get a cheap side kick stand for my yamaha 50cc moped (under �20) in stoke-on-trent thanks?

Go to D&K bikes in Newcastle under Lyme mate, its at the side of the A34 Liverpool road. They break bikes for salvage and may have something that fits!.........You can have a drool over the bikes while you are there too!!

Difficult Sight Words?

I want to make a Word Bingo game for my EFL cl for kids and I need 30 to 40 difficult sight words to make it more educational for them. Does anyone know what these words are? Thanks.

Could I be pregnant-Please Help!!!?

I have been on the pill for several years now. I didn't miss a pill this month and I was suppost to get my period today but i didnt. The last three days I had breakthrough bleeding but today it stopped. I took 2 home pregnancy tests and they both came out negative? Could it be possible that my period is just late on the pill or am i pregnany?

Car audio/subwoofers question?

i would personbally go with the mtx because it would be a nice clean b. either that or the 2 15 inch xxx.

Do you think Kyle Busch will finish his Cup career at JGR?

No eventually like all teams do they will lose there edge. One day (but not for a while) Hendrick, Rousch, and Gibbs will be surped by other teams. If you don't believe me then look at the once mighty Wood Bros, RCR, and Petty Enterprises. Kyle has another 20 years in him easy. Kyle will eventually move to the greatest team in that era which could be MWR or Stewart Haas.

Is this your top 10 players this season?

Rondo is having a terrible season so no. he wouldnt be in my top 25. Deron williams, good not great season. I agree with the first 8, not necessarily that order though.

In football does the football have to cross the line in the end zone to be a TOUCHDOWN?

That depends, if it's a p, then the receiver has to catch the ball and touch with two feet, if it's rushing, only the football has to cross over the line to be a touchdown.

Marvelon contraceptive pill?

The big problem with pills in general is you can't use someone else's reaction as a marker since all women seem to react both differently and unpredictably. This is why it is often so difficult for patients, and doctors, to find a pill that suits a particular individual. I am very much afraid it is trial and error.

Can using Xanogen Male Enhancement and HGH Factor together give the results you want?

I read a few blogs (about like 6 of them) and they all said this. I dont trust them as far as i can throw them, but Id still like to know the truth from someone who knows the answer

Interpritation of this poem?

Its talking about the death of a soldier how there world eventually continues to turn without him. lines 4 and 5 believe that the soldier was not important for us to look upon. The second part of the poem lines 6 to the end teaches a lesson that humanity needs to pay more attention to our actions. Its more or less a poem about war and how each of us is affected by it living or dead.

PLease suggest some good homemade dog food for 4-5 mnth neopolitian mastiff...?

i have a neo mastiff of 4-5 month, i feed him eukanauba giant puppy...but he is too thin and week, (well i think so), if u can help me in preparing some good homemade dog food... i prefer it to be vegetarian..

Why do i not have any ? Seriously, NONE!?

hi can i just say the pressure on teenage girls these days for perfect is why so many young women worry so much about what is normal andI would like to say that you are very normal every girl starts differently, you could suddenly grow within a few months and go from A to C very quickly, if you are worried abotu looking flat chested around the other girls while you wait to develop you could try gel pads to put in a bra also some exercise could help you get a rounder shape, just remember everyone is different

Who are the artists (creative people) here? What kind of art do you do?

Whatever suits my fancy. I have a creative streak a mile wide. I'm in my late 30's, so growing up, artist abilities weren't encouraged...as people didn't see a need for them as a way of supporting ones self. Unless of course you were exceptional. Both my mother and my father both have artistic abilities...my mother ignores hers and doubts herself. My father was able to put his to use painting murals on vans and motorcycle gas tanks, later becoming a tattoo artist. I wish I had been encouraged more, because when people see my stuff they always like it, but I've spent so many years pushing down my abilities, its hard to feel the need. Though I still feel the urge I never follow through. I fully plan on encouraging my daughter should that be her choice of professions, just so long as she's happy. Her father too has artistic abilities. He currently is starting a profession in photography.

Restaurants in San Francisco?

Try a place called Cha Cha Cha. It's my favorite restaraurant in SF. And I've been to a lot of them considering it's where I live.

Please help me on this ignment! (It's not that hard...)?

Hi! I have an english ginment that is fairly easy, but I need a lot of reasons for this. The question is : "Why were people DEPORTED from the United States? List as many reasons as you can think of. Then brainstorm reasons why people should not be deported.

What was the simplest Civil war battle? Easiest to understand?

Look under Wikipedia, Asheville, NC. It was a very simple and fast-ending battle that was fought where our University of North Carolina College is now. Of course, though, these men were from Asheville who fought off the Union Soldiers. Anyway, it is good reading. We were mostly untouched by the Civil War since we lived in the mountains, even though we had soldiers fight on both sides. There was another one at Deep Creek, NC.

LGBT i was just wondering...a question for the girls.?

I accidentally touch women's all the time in situations like that. I'm a guy though so it's not awkward, they know to just accept it.

I'm going swimming on Monday?

Okay. So last night I got my first ever, well you know what, and I'm supposed to go swimming on Monday with my friend and I was wondering if I'm supposed to be doing that. I know you can't swim with it, but I asked my stepmom and she said that it would be over by then. It that true, and if not, what can I do so that I can still swim?

Combi boiler making crackling noise?

Just recently when my boiler comes on for water or heating it makes a really loud crackling noise like sizzling. I'm still getting hot water and heating. Even when boiler is running it sounds like its trying to start up again.

Is it ok for martial arts teachers to hit student in the USA?

illinois. my tae kwon do teacher took this kid by his hands into the back, and wacked his hands with some type of a stick because he was misbehaving ALOT in cl. can instructors do this?

So I'm just curious in my teen vogue magazine the april issue they have these emu boots?

Emu boots have the same creators as ugg but when i type in WWW.emuaustralia.net it says coming soon so how do i get the website to *** up this question may sound stupid so to make it easier do u know any other website that has all the latest emu boots pleaz and thank u's

Where can I find a shirt like off of Underworld Rise of the Lycans--Pic?

Unless you want to spend a great deal of money on ebay or amazon.com, you might want to see if you can do-it-yourself. I've had to a few times..I mess up alot but I've made some pretty cool shirts.

I am having a hysterectomy for uterus prolapse should I have my ovaries removed? I am only 24.?

I also have endometriosis, a cyctocele & rectocele. The doctor is planning on doing a l hysterectomy, cyctocele repair, retocele repair and hemroidectomy. She will be using a camera to look and see if my endometriosis is bad enough to remove my ovaries. If she doesn't think it is, she wants to leave them. I have never had pain from endometrosis just very heavy bleeding. The doctor has told me if they take them out I will have advanced Osteoporosis by the time im 40. Leaving them in leaves my at a higher risk for uterine cancer, or they just might die. I just don't know what to do everyone has an opinion. Also, I have heard hormone therapy causes cancer. My life is also a great concern as I have heard of dryness. I am married with one girl and one boy and child bearing is no longer an issue im done.

Help i am getting ripped off by a car dealership and my credit is ruined?

i bought a car and obviously was ripped off. i am a single mother with little credit and it is being ruined by toyota of irving. i had the car for 4 months. the car was overpriced by 10,000. i signed the note and had full coverage insurance. the car was wrecked and the lienholder was paid but they are putting a chargeoff on my credit for 10,000. the insurance company says the car was priced way too high and i was ripped off help